It's September soon, time for the fall issue of Vogue, time to buy yourself a new coat, and finally time for you to shove your unpedicured hooves into a pair of ankle boots.
Here are some trends we want to die, preferably this year, because we can't take looking at them anymore.
They make us sick.
Striped sweaters and woven belts
This is a good example of the trickle down effect. Kate Moss and her creepy 34 year old 'rock chick' friends started rocking this look, then fashion students did it, then regular students and then fat chav girls called Tequila Rose wearing ratty extensions and stretched out ballet flats.
Ugg Boots
The only people still wearing these are 40 year olds on myspace with children and vaginas that look like slices of roast beef.
Ramones T-Shirts
This is a great way to instantly weed out people you would never want as friends. And the Ramones were to punk what the Feeling are to rock and roll.
Those fucking tea towel scarf things
Congratulations, dude, you look like a terrorist.
The tent dress
How is it possible for a garment to make one look like Michelle McManus' fat sister and yet give one the bustline of a ten year old boy? We can't even see the insane woman who stands outside Finsbury Park station reeking of cat piss and yelling about Jesus wearing this. And she once wore a soiled sheet.
